Gulcher Alert

According to the Times-Standard:

DISLIKE.

We Should Probably Dress Nicer Anyway

Act natural! Girls are watching!

Apparently Coopers might be the hot new place for women to scope out men.

From a Humboldt Bachelorette post titled "Two More Places To Meet Men In Humboldt County":

"There's a lot you can learn from a guy if you meet him on the disc golf course. His behavior will tell you whether or not he's a sore loser. His team will tell you what kind of friends he has. The contents of his cooler will tell you if he's the kind of guy who needs a six pack of beer to enjoy a sunny afternoon. "

Make a note. So straighten out that posture and suck in that gut, single dudes. And keep your head up:

"I recommend chucking your disc at a cute guy's head and then apologizing and asking him to correct your form. Or if that's too stereotypically ditzy girl for you, kick his ass on the course and show that you can win gracefully by offering to buy him a beer."

Obligatory "we are not pieces of meat" line should probably be included.  So yeah, we should probably dress nicer anyway. And act more civilized. And what's with the male domination of disc golf, anyway? That doesn't even make sense. Let's work on that. It'd be good for Coopers and the whole sport.

And for those guys are off the market, we can continue on as slovenly as we wanna be, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health.